all my life (?)

where have you been all my life?

“pretty sure i was still a tear in god’s eye when you entered your first year of college.”

“i think you’re perfect.”

“then your standards are too low. i’m not aiming for perfection but if i were you don’t know enough about me to know what holds the cracks together.”

dead eye silent stare



gtfoh.

if you want sex just say you want sex and could give a rats ass about who i am, where i’ve been or where i’ll end up. that way i can gross you out with some made up line about having ten or so sexually transmitted diseases yet would still be happy to oblige as long as you have a health plan and primary care physician.

and they’re always f’n drunk too. dumb ass.