my face has no distinguishing features but this is neither good or bad; it’s how i explain the “hey, don’t i know you?” phenomena. as of today i’m going to start going with it instead of denying it because who knows? maybe i do know them and just forgot i once lived in mississippi and was on the college swim team cause yeah, totally reasonable. at the very least i get a laugh and at the most a new story about how i almost made it to the olympics in the 1980’s. besides, is it every really about winning?